Pet Toy Reviews: Kong Squeaky Toys Pass the Labrador-Hound Test

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Our dog Hannah is a lab-hound mix, so she’s a fairly big puppy dog. Somewhere between 40 – 50 pounds, she gets to be a handful and loves toys. We spoil her rotten, and during one trip to PetCo, we loaded up on some super-cute produce-inspired plush squeaky toys.

PetCo Produce Plush dog toys

PetCo Produce Plushes were so cute! Before doom befell them….

So cute! Lookit those lil’ funny produce faces! The corn was angry (complete with angry eyebrows), the eggplant was happy, and the asparagus was in a cute bundle with four different faces!

However, Hannah has the bad habit of ripping open plush squeaky toys and strewing their cottony innards all over the place. And occasionally eating said cotton, because she’s a Chow Hound. We soon learned of all the different shapes and sizes of the squeakers that make such a cute sound ( before they’re yanked out onto the floor and rendered mostly useless from chewing, that is). And no matter how cute the plush squeaky toy, Hannah makes a point to rip it up.

Hannah is always very proud of the plush squeaky toys she empties of cotton.

Hannah is always very proud of the plush squeaky toys she empties of cotton.

This obviously gives us several problems. Cotton all over the place. Trips outside to watch Hannah eat grass to help her stomach all the cotton she ate when we weren’t looking. The sad, sad plush toy skins that stare at us with their sad eyes, as if to say “why, why did your dog rip out my cottony guts?” Granted, Hannah still enjoys said plush-skins. She’ll chase them around if you throw them. She even carries them in her mouth as part of her “I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE FINALLY HOME” ritual.

Holding a pile of toys is accompanied by a lot of seal-like whining noises from Hannah.

Holding a pile of toys is accompanied by a lot of seal-like whining noises from Hannah.

There was a family meeting during one of our cotton clean-ups where we declared: “No more!” No more cottony squeaky toys, that is. Hannah can have chew bones and tennis balls but no more cute, cuddly squeaky things to destroy!

Then one day while at another pet store, we came across some Halloween-themed Kong brand squeaky toys. A super-cute and tough sqeaky spider and a super-cute squeaky bat with a tug ring?! And they had supposedly un-breakable Kong squeakers in them? AND they were on SALE?!

Needless to say, we decided to give them a shot.

The three Kong-brand squeaky plush toys acquired for Hannah.

The three Kong-brand squeaky plush toys acquired for Hannah.

When we gave Hannah her new toys, she was super excited. The construction of them is basically a large Kong-constructed squeaker with fabric overlaid on top of it – so no piles of stuffing involved. There are some fabric portions, but these are generally just thick fabric with decorative parts. The exception is the Kong Dodo bird we bought some time later, which has some small feet with a bit of stuffing . But his main body is still one big Kong squeaker, sans cotton, so I’ll let it slide. All three of these toys vary in sizes, which is also fun, since seeing Hannah lug around a big cuddly Dodo bird is adorable.

Overall, if you have a dog with a habit of ripping and pulling stuffing out of plush squeaky toys, I’d highly recommend switched them up with Kong squeaky toys. They are going to cost a few more bucks comparatively, but there’s less cleanup and they last so much longer; Hannah has yet to rip any major parts off of her Kong squeaky toys.

And she still manages to stuff multiples of them in her mouth for her “I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE FINALLY HOME” ritual.

Hannah carries her Kong-brand squeaky toys with joy and delight.

Hannah carries her Kong-brand squeaky toys with joy and delight.

Pet Toy Reviews: Mystery Motion Toy for Cats!

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When Christmas rolls around and family is nice enough to buy your pets a giftcard for PetCo or PetSmart or the like, you wanna get something real good so your pets are alike “Yeah, that Christmas was AWESOME.” Last year, while wandering through PetSmart, we came upon a interesting cat toy known as the Mystery Motion Electronic Cat Toy (Or, what it is sometimes called after we bought it, the Robot Blanket Thing.)

Myyyyssstery Motion Toy for cats!

Myyyyssstery Motion Toy for cats!

James will often make the unwise decision of running his hand under blankets while the cats watch, wide-eyed, facisnated, at this THING THAT IS MOVING UNDER THE BLANKET. This usually ends with James going “OW MY HAND” after one or both felines pounce on his hidden hand, depending on the thickness of the blanket

Due to this activity, we are well aware of how intoxicating it is for Rocky and Marta when it comes to mysterious things moving under billowy objects. As such, we knew the Mystery Motion Electronic Cat Toy was sure to be a hit. (Well, as sure as a person allows themselves be when it comes to buying any toy for a cat, considering most cats have a higher ratio of snubbing something you know they will like).

The MMECT takes 3 AA batteries. Yes, it is an odd number. Yes, that bothers my OCD. Nevertheless, these batteries power the mystical robot arm that lives under the blanket. The robotic part itself is circular, with a light fabric that covers and conceals the circular portion of the robot. Attached to a track that goes around the robot is plastic stick arm, which is the piece that actually does the moving when turned on. At the end of the arm on the model we got was a tuft of feathers. I’ve seen that there are other models that end in pseudo mouse shapes – this would have been less likely to be successful, as Rocky and Marta have a great fondness for tuffty feathered toys.

As soon as we activated the MMECT….eh, Robot Blanket Thing, both cats got saucer eyes. What is that blanket? Why is something moving under it? WE MUST DESTROY IT WITH OUR CAT REFLEXES.

Cats with UTTER FASCINATION when the Robo-Armed Mystery Motion Toy is on

Cats with UTTER FASCINATION when the Robo-Armed Mystery Motion Toy is on

The Robot Blanket comes with 4 speeds to choose from: Low, Medium, High, and Random, which all pretty much follow the speeds you’d expect them to when set. The speed we typically leave it at is Random, mainly for two reasons: The alternation between low-medium-high makes the cats pay more attention to the toy, and Random happens to be the setting right before turning the toy to “Off”, as cycling through the speeds is what activates and deactivates it.

A mild concern to watch out for, or at least be aware of as it sometimes leads instances that would make excellent Cat Video content: there isn’t any form of textured bottom to this toy, it’s robot part is all slick plastic. So, if you have hardwood or tiled floor, turn it on, and have a cat that likes to run from one end of the room to the other in order to CATCH THE THING UNDER THE BLANKET(!), you may end up with a kitty that slides on the robot blanket straight into the couch, wall, stairs, etc.

If on a slick floor, usage of Robo-Blankey Mystery Toy can end in Cat-Couch-Splat

If on a slick floor, usage of Robo-Blankey Mystery Toy can end in Cat-Couch-Splat

Assuming your cat only gets vaguely bonked and doesn’t knock over anything breakable, this usually isn’t too terrible of a problem. The only other downside to Robot Blanket: he has a heavy appetite for BATTERIES. I highly recommend that if you don’t want to replace batteries every 2 weeks to be in the same room as the kitty playing with the toy. When the inevitable moment of Cat Boredom crashes down, and your cat is just chilling next to the toy while the arm feebly baps into kitty’s bum, you will be glad you’re nearby to turn the toy off and save the battery juice for next time.

When cats get bored of Robo-Mystery-Blanky-Toy, it will inevitably run out of batteries.

When cats get bored of Robo-Mystery-Blanky-Toy, it will inevitably run out of batteries.

Overall, this toy is probably one of the most-played with items I’ve ever gotten as a cat owner. The cats will even make it evident that they wanna play by pouncing on the robot when it’s off, or staring at it and then looking up and meowing sadly to the Humans to say “Hey why isn’t this working?”

The Mystery Motion Electronic Cat Toy runs somewhere between $25 to $35 dollars depending on where you get it or if it happens to be on sale. Or $0 if you have a gift card that covers it and happen to use it 😉

The desire for more Mystery leads to cats bapping the toy when it's off to get it turned on by The Humans.

The desire for more Mystery leads to cats bapping the toy when it’s off to get it turned on by The Humans.